Aug 4, 2017
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The special counsel, Robert Mueller, just called Donald Trump to tell the President that he was “the most innocent person ever,” Trump told reporters on Thursday. “It was the middle of the afternoon, and he just picked up the phone to...
Aug 3, 2017
The administration lied about who crafted their own lies. Legendary journalist Carl Bernstein, who helped break the Watergate story along with Bob Woodward, shared a bit of advice for reporters gathered for the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner. “When lying is...
Aug 3, 2017
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev said the sanctions end hopes of improved relations with the Trump administration, which he called “utterly impotent.” U.S. President Donald Trump signed off on new unilateral sanctions against Russia overwhelmingly passed by the House...
Aug 3, 2017
As of August 2, 2017, we have formally consumed more natural resources than the Earth can renew for the year. That’s right– every natural resource used from now on this year is not sustainable.Calculated by dividing the number of environmental resources...
Aug 3, 2017
President Donald Trump today joined with two GOP Senators to present his merit-based immigration reform, which is designed to assist millions of Americans harmed by the nation’s existing cheap-labor immigration policies.The RAISE Act” will reduce poverty,...
