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Michael Gove

Theresa May is doing her finest to win over the DUP by handing responsibility for the environment to a complete bellend.Michael Gove has actually been made environment secretary as part of Theresa Might’s cabinet reshuffle, in a relocation designed to soothe the DUPs contingent spiritual enthusiasts who believe’science’ is a swearword.A spokesperson for the DUP told reporters,”We are popular for our anti-science environment modification rejecting position, so the consultation of Michael Gove to lead the charge in this area is excellent news.”Yes, we would have preferred the government to say

they do not care about the environment and that climate change is a hoax perpetuated by people who think the Earth is more than 6,000-years-old– but having Michael Gove in this function is a very close second place. “We’re pretty sure the end outcome will be similar.”Gove himself has welcomed the consultation and has said he will do everything in his

power to affect the country’s environment policy to the very best of his ability.He clarified,”Feel confident; I will provide for the environment specifically exactly what I did for education.There are presently

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